Stranger in my own house...err kitchen.

Right. So apparently I haven't blogged since 15 Feb (according to ch,anyway. I can't really be bothered to check oh well.) so WHY NOT.

So for me every morning starts the same for me. I'll wake up at some absurd time and check my phone, reply Yvonne, then maybe 3-4 hours later I'll probably get out of bed.(YUP I LOVE MY BED OKAY) anyway, yesterday, I was really bored. Like REALLY BORED. So I asked Yvonne: 'What shall I do today?' I don't even know why I bother asking, since she ALWAYS says COOK/BAKE SOMETHING.

If you know me well, you'll probably know this, but I CAN'T COOK/BAKE TO SAVE MY LIFE. The only appliance in the kitchen I can actually use is the microwave oven (okay and maybe the electric kettle),which explains the amount of microwaveable food I ate during my 72 hour non-stop movie marathon. I can probably be counted as some sort of connoisseur for microwaveable food.

So anyway, she DID tell me to bake something. And I went on this 'I have no clue how to use the oven and I'll probably make something explode and my parents will kill me.' explanation which I do every time she tells me to bake something. But then she told me about MUG CAKES, what I now regard as the BEST INVENTION IN THE HISTORY OF BAKING. Come on, cakes in a mug which you put into a microwave and VOILA. INSTANT CAKE. How do things get any better?(for me, anyway)

Then there was the next problem. Remember how I'm a stranger in my own kitchen? (House too, actually) I have no idea where everything is. Honest. So I spent a good 4+ hours rummaging through my (EXTREMELY TINY) kitchen for....7 ingredients? (Told you I was a stranger) Fast forward to um...the next day(I'm serious), and I finally found everything YAY *awkward dance movements* 

Who doesn't like the smell of chocolate in the morning (actually it was 12:30pm but OH WELL) right? I kind of made it. It was edible, at least. But it looked horrible 😂😂 hence the lack of photo evidence here. But at least it was EDIBLE. So I've come to the conclusion that...

Normal people:takes time stated in recipe to bake something,looks good.

Me:TAKES 2838392938239 TIMES LONGER, LOOKS HORRIBLE.

So don't blame me if I don't bake anyone anything. It's not really worth it, both ways. Making things, on the other hand, I'm better at, I've taught little kids art and craft so I daresay it'll turn out better. The art and craft, not teaching little kids.

Anyway...it's going to RAIN.YAY. 

It's also probably time for me to go.....back to sleep (AHAHAHA NO I'M KIDDING).

Right.

That's all folks.

Till the next..time.

Peace out.

Horrible ttm

Like seriously. If anyone has had a horrible day, or two days, it's ME. Like honestly. Who else has the unfortunate luck of having angry teachers on their asses? Only ME.

First Maths. I'm not really the sort of orderly-punctual-stressed up sort of the person. And so I didn't hand in my homework. It's a sort of bad thing. Since I actually DO MY HOMEWORK. I just forget to pack it into my bag in the morning before I head off for school. So my Maths teacher called my dad, and my dad was über angry with yours truly, and on goes the scoldings blah blah blah.

Then English. Since I was absent last week, I had many assignments just drifting around the universe, so to speak. So I didn't hand in some and the same thing happened as it did with Maths since my hw is usually around the same area. So Ms Lim was suuuuuper angry and gave me this lecture/scolding after her lesson, while Maths was going on. And she made me cry. Kudos. Second teacher in this school to make me cry. I hope u feel accomplished.

So then I got this message that I was under the Mentor Programme which meant that I had to be 'mentored' by the vice principal and had to have these 'counseling' sessions with that principal. And I really hate stuff like this. If I wanted a shrink, I'll get one myself.

MAANN.school is ANNOYINGGG.honework is WORSE.AGHHHHHHHH

NCIS Shabbat Shalom+Shiva

Oh-kayyyy so I FINALLY got the time to do a little summary of these episodes. Crazy whirlwind. Two heartbreaking episodes, two deaths.

{warning:if you haven't watched the mentioned episodes,SPOILER ALERT. Don't say I didn't warn you.}

Shabbat Shalom:
I think the promo for this episode really SCARED the shit out of all the NCIS watchers, and the Ziva fans. Especially the end of the promo which shows Ziva all bloody and Gibbs standing in the E.R. Like MAN. What a relief she was okay in the end.

But not everyone was as lucky as she was. RIP Eli David and Jackie Vance. You will be missed, even though we don't really see you two much. Poor Leon. And Ziva? GEEZ.

The only TINY consolation is that the guy who killed them is also dead. HM. The cigarette thing was hinky, I tell you.

But I bet Ziva needs more revenge.

Shiva:
So what do you think about The acting director Craig? Looks too innocent LOL. And Leon's face when he saw Craig in his office? O.M.G? And the Belgian chocolates was a GREAT thing to do, Craig. Were you actually trying to rub im the fact that Jackie was dead?!

Anyway, I won't really judge him for that yet, since he seemed pretty sincere and remorseful. Poor awkward kid. Seems like someone just pulled him off some baseball field and said "Yo bud, go be the director of NCIS." So I guess he has to get used to being director. *shrugs* take ALL the time you need, Craig. Just don't go around making Leon sad again.

And the funeral thing and trying to cover up the fact that Eli David since no one even had an INKLING that he wasn't in Tel Aviv but in Washington DC? HM. The other Israeli guy was also a little suspicious, I must say. Wonder how Eli got past Customs without people knowing about him? Did he use an alias? :/

And Shmeil.(I think that's how it's spelt) Ziva was so happy to see him at Tony's apartment. Kudos Tony. Good job! And telling her about while casually dropping the hint that instead of sleeping on the couch you borrowed an inflatable mattress from across the hall? BRAVO. That was reaaaal slick. Best sign of hope ever.

Abby was real sweet too, on her part, with the 'baked goods make sad people happier thing'. All those pies in her lab:) it sorta made me a lil hungry, tbh.

And the part where Ziva was having that bad dream and Tony just happened to be up. Strong Ninjas have nightmares too.

The Christmas ghost of the past

Okay, so I found some of the pictures from Christmas last year, and then I suddenly remembered what Christmas was like last year. So this is how it went...

Me: "Dashing through the streets, from baldies with bad style.." (A Fringe Christmas song set to the time of Jingle Bells,not by me)
Sister:"i wish you a Darren Criss-mas I wish you a Darren Criss-mas.."( she's a Darrenatic.in other words, an obsessed fan of Darren Criss.)
Dad:"will you two shut up I'm trying to watch Homeland and you're interrupting."(the father who loves Homeland and The Walking Dead)
The dog:*do I get any treats?* (the treats-obsessed Maltese mini)
My mum:"what's wrong with you people?!"(the only 'normal' one.tsk.as if.)

Yup, that's pretty much what happened, with perhaps some texting from me to Rachel here and there and whatsapping the cell. Is that all I ever do? Somehow it seems so but I'm usually doing homework. WHERE IS MY LIFE?!

The next funny thing was that my sister gave me my Christmas present 20 days after Christmas. She gave me a Michael Bublé Christmas album, which she may or may not know that I've already gotten from iTunes. Brill. Never mind.

Anyway, I'm currently being slaughtered by huge blood sucking Mosquitos which are KILLING ME I SWEAR. And since I've had this really LOL-ish weekend, this kinda kills my good mood left over from then. But maybe it'll return later. But seriously. What's with ALL THESE MOSQUITOS?!?!

Geez.
Someone must hate me.
LOL.
Bye~

Wednesday.

MUAHAHA. So it's Wednesday. And we had chem practical. And guess what? I DIDN'T.BREAK.ANYTHING. Yeah! I'm awesome yo~~ HAHAHAHA! Did this reaction experiment with hydrochloric acid and magnesium, iron and copper. Then we had to test for hydrogen with the lighted splint, WHICH we had to set in fire with the Bunsen burner. Did I mention that I have this illogical fear of fire? That and sharp things like knives and needles. Goner for chem practical. Sheesh.

Half day today. School ended at 11. Went home and checked my whatsapp and I GOT SPAMMED. Like seriously. And LOL RENEE AND MEGAN ARE SO CUTE HAHAHAHAHA. Cuz they had this 'Unglam photo war' on the whatsapp group. Had to smile at all those photos. Sho cuttteeee!!!~~

Currently I have my little puppy baby on me and its SO NICE AND WARM. Snuggles~LOL. Another random thing. ANYWAY. Um. Yeah. So there was this listening compre thing we had to do during LEP(language enrichment programme), another one of those torturous things schools concoct to make their students sad.

And there was this passage about unicorns, which completely brought me back to two things:
1) cell and the little obsession with unicorns, rainbows and other crazy little stuff (like insane photo wars to find the most unglam photo.thats you, Renee and Megan xP)
2) Rona's song about ponies which fly in the air and amphibious ponies which live in the sea and ocean. ROFL.

Like seriously.

UGH watching this horrible news thingy. So there was this winter thing and there was an archery competition. And they tied LIVE CHICKENS by their feet and used them as TARGETS. Like WTF?!?! This is animal cruelty!!! SO CRUEL!!! And I bet all these shooters are pretty good so obviously they will kill the chickens!!! OMG that's so horrible!!!

On a lighter note, it's begun to rain. YAY RAIN!!!! LOL. I LIKE RAIN. Kay bye~

NCIS Shiva

So. Shiva.

One of the most highly anticipated NCIS episodes after Shabbat Shalom (and the premiere.duh). Like when Eli David turned up and Ziva's like "OMG DAD.whatcha doin here? Aren't you supposed to be back home leading Mossad?" And Eli's just like "SURPRISE,GAL. Here to spend some (extremely overdue) quality time with ya." Too late, Eli. You should've brought her to the opera.

So as the episode goes on, another surprise! Eli's dead. Ziva is in breakdown mode. Gibbs is just..well, Gibbs. Tony is in Tiva mode. And in every good show, what do we need? Revenge. That's right. Ziva-kins wants revenge on whoever killed her daddy. Good luck to whoever that is, cuz she has GIBBS and Tony and everyone else in NCIS behind her. Not the best position to be in, if you ask me.

That aside, anyone else agrees that Cote De Pablo did a FABULOUS job in that episode? Actually, it should be who DOESN'T agree that she did a fantabulous job? One more for the Emmys list. That was just, mind blowing stuff she did there.

On to the Shiva promo.

That heart-wrenching moment when Ziva was totally screaming after the drive-by shooting which killed her father, then going on to the part where... She slept over at Tony's house? Looks like she can't lie about not knowing what the inside of Tony's house looks like anymore. HA.

Honestly, I think NCIS has seen its fair share of people dying. First there was Jenny(which put an end to Jibbs), then Mike Franks, who was killed outside Gibbs' house. AND that time Gibbs nearly died in that blast at the end of season 3, but was totally enough to make a ridiculous cliff hanger for us, and the long wait for 'Shalom'.

And that, my friends, is what happens when you sidetrack. LOL JK.

In the preview(if you've seen it), there's this awesome touch of Tiva at the funeral of Eli David. (Sorta makes you wonder if he actually decided to go to DC to die, eh?) and that part at the funeral where Ziva is kinda praying for a sign of hope, and TONY walks in. So Moral of The Story:Tony is Ziva's sign of hope. Wonder if she sang that song she sang for Ari?

Anyway, wait no longer, for the airing of Shiva is tonight! MUAHAHAHAHA. Enjoy!

Fringe finale?sheesh.

Yeah, so maybe you don't really know this but..I'm a Fringie!like Fringe (really the best-est show in the world) is my FAVE show ever! Anyway, all good things must come to an end, and so must Fringe, unfortunately.

{Spoiler alert: If you don't like Fringe, you may want to skip this. But if you love it too, you'll probably like this.}
Warning:um, massive amounts of discussion(screaming), so maybe..nevermind.YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Like OMG the promo for 5x12-13?!?! SO MUCH ACTION. That part where Olivia went to the alternate universe?! FINALLY we get to see AltLivia and Lincoln again!!gosh after Polivia I DEFINITELY ship those two. Like no.2 cutest couple after Olivia and Peter.

And did anyone who's seen the promo realize that Lincoln's wearing a ring?! They finally got hitched?! YES! Although I TOTALLY anticipated that from 4x17 and maybe even before that. Everyone who's watched season four of Fringe knows that Altlivia actually has this secret crush on her boss AltLincoln and that our Lincoln has this not-so-secret crush on our Olivia. (But halt, I may be jumping to conclusions about the part where they get married, so just let me imagine that for a moment.)

But STILL, it was this really huge bummer when AltLincoln died cuz he was really quite a cool dude, played by the ultra adorable Seth Gabel. And even though I'm a HUGE Polivia shipper, I kinda felt a tinge of sadness for Lincoln when Olivia returned his 'tether' rope thing. Like, nice way to break his heart, Olivia. *facepalms*

Anyway, speaking of tragic deaths, Etta surely clinches the award of most tragic death. Like you lose your daughter, you get ambered, your daughter finds you 21 years later and is now an adult. And THEN she gets shot by Windmark? Dear Windmark, how heartless of you.

Oh and does anyone find it interesting that the finale is sponsored by Kleenex, which we will probably use BOXES of?

Kay, off to spazzing about Fringe.see ya!
(Leaving some pics from the promo.mostly screenshots from Tumblr:P)